August 31, 2010

D'oh!

I had arrived at the airport with plenty of time to catch my flight, but I was fidgeting and grumbling out loud, waiting for the glacially slow security line to move.  I scanned the crowd, eyes squinting, trying to pick the nitwit that showed up with a pocket full of metal, a lost boarding pass or enough family accessories to fill a daycare center and put the brakes on my rush to go sit down by the gate and wait for more than an hour for my flight to begin boarding.

“Supervisor check on number 7!” barked the TSA agent. No doubt, I chose the line with the over enthusiastic new hire studying every curling iron X-ray to see if had the potential of causing more destruction besides split ends.  “Who owns the red bag?” yelled the supervisor, fist on her hip. It was mine. I was scolded like a school-girl for trying to bring a bottle of wine in my carry-on. I was then escorted out of the area in front of all those whom I had glared at only moments ago.

In all honesty, I had completely forgotten about the commemorative Elvis Presley Cabernet (obviously I was in Vegas and feeling appropriately kitschy). It was a gift for the hubby and because I packed it days earlier, wrapped in a tee shirt, it was out of sight and out of mind.
Nonetheless, I was the dunce I had been looking to fire brand with my eyeballs. It’s easy to whine and complain about the shortcomings of others, but when we’re at fault, we have to get creative and think up excuses. 

Which brings me to the question of the week for couples:

Describe a moment when you had to make a difficult apology. If you’ve never had to do so, why do you think you’ve been spared?

Interesting article: